Entertainment Industry, Miscellaneous

10 things real men love more than a woman’s butt


An awful lot of fuss has been made lately about a celebrity booty pic that supposedly cracked the internet.

I haven’t seen it, have no desire to see it, won’t see it, and won’t, although I have an opinion, comment on it.

What I will do however, is give you ten things that are always more attractive than any booty pic, or any other naked or semi-naked pic, for that matter.

1. A woman in cowboy boots

As the self-appointed spokesman for American men, there is something awesome about boots on a woman.

Christmas is coming up ladies, if you don’t own a pair of boots, put them on your list.

2. A woman at a game, play, award ceremony, etc. for one of their kids that does not have a phone in her hand.

Unless you are obviously taking pictures, put the phone away, you can waste your time on Facebook later.

There is nothing more unattractive than a self-absorbed narcissist who can’t even pretend to be interested in her kids for an hour.

3.  Women who do not wear their teenage daughter’s clothes.

Despite what you may think, you look 40-ish and like you’re trying too hard, not Forever 21.

4.  A woman with a book

You know, cardboard, paper, chapters?

Put down your phone and pick one up, it will instantly make you more interesting.

5.  A godly woman

If you honor God in all you do, you are much more attractive than any celebrity, or anyone else for that matter, who has no decency, morals, or self-respect.

No matter who you are, or what you look like, you are too precious in the eyes of God to degrade yourself so men can get a cheap thrill.

6.  A woman with a nice laugh

Very few things are as infectious and endearing as a nice laugh, especially if you are laughing at something your husband or boyfriend said.

You know your husband or boyfriend thinks he’s funny, don’t you?  Act like you think he is once in a while. It might seem like a small thing but it’s huge.

7.  A woman who isn’t afraid to get dirty

If you can work in the yard, bait a hook, touch a fish…do it.  Again, as the spokesman for men, I can say with confidence that we love this.

And do it with your boots on…

8.  A woman who does not know the meaning of the phrase “I don’t know how to cook.”

Not being sexist here and saying women should cook for their man but if you don’t know your way around the kitchen, you are failing at life.

8.  Women who do not go out of their way to look like they always just came from the gym.

A trip to the store, to get something to eat, or drinking wine out of a Thermos while pretending to watch your kid’s soccer games is not working out.

So, leave the yoga pants, leggings, or whatever you call them at home.  A lot of men will say they love this look, I think it’s awful.

10.  Women who smile

If one of your signature looks is; I just bit a lemon, Who farted? Or, I’ll kill you; you might want to mix it up and try smiling more.

A nice smile is the best accesory a woman can own and, guess what, it’s free 🙂

This was originally posted on The Isaiah 53:5 Project


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